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Description: One of our favorite movies!

Description: Dear family, I am having the best time in the annals of hell...

Description: Ahh, the native Sonoran Giraffe...

Description: Our classic design by Sacha, updated to reflect our current line-up

Description: Check out our other podcast Han Took Shots First!

Description: Show off your favorite Star Wars podcast with this classic Han Solo design!

Description: Show your love for your new favorite Patreon show!

Description: Reminding you, in the words of the Emperor, to make the Empire GOOOOOOD again.

Description: Jack's classic caveats for so many bad movies: watch it with friends, beer... and maybe some herbal assistance!

Description: One of Derrick's most said phrases... "I have that on blu-ray... right over there!"

Description: Show off your love for your favorite bad movie podcast!

Description: Sport some sweet designs from your favorite bad movie podcast!

Description: An original illustration of the whole gang by friend of the show, SACHA! Premium design with front and back logo!

Description: In the past's future everything was NEON

Description: This one's for you, true believer!

Description: Celebrating our favorite era of films.. the 80s!